Vince McMahon's going to get away with it

McMahon has used a fake retirement to duck multiple allegations of sexual assault.

Since most people don’t pay attention to professional wrestling — or to anything related to professional wrestling — this story isn’t getting half the media attention it deserves. So just to catch everyone up:

• Last July, WWE founder and CEO Vince McMahon retired in disgrace amid multiple accusations of sexual misconduct (read: assault) and previously und…